discrace:

The devil doesn’t come dressed in black cape, red skin and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.

senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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(Source: bijection)

sunsetsandserotonin:

amysphoenix:

ughwenz:

Get rid of your boundaries and the universe is yours.

i know i reblog this a lot but fuckin look at it

(Source: atavus)

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

svveden:

thanks elevators for bringing me up when i was down

alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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annehathawillannehathaway:

when you can tell someone is asking themselves anon questions

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(Source: dilfgod)

zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

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(Source: timmyturntner)